THINGS THE GENERAL POPULACE PROBABLY DOESN'T LIKE, BUT THE ENTITY THAT IS THE USA DOES
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By Katherine Garrison
Blood money, the bloodier the better/purple Gatorade/xxxl portions/overdone burgers with or without cheese/getting fucked by micropenises with big dick energy. if you have a micropenis and are offended, that’s directed at you. if you have a micropenis and aren’t offended, don’t be too proud, or it describes you too/getting fingered by sleazelords who like underaged girls/the dead/people who are dying/oppressive religions with god complexes/oil fields/how people have become desensitised to the outrageous amount of gun crime/another Tuesday shooting/foetuses, but not living babies—unless it’s just a picture/missing women headlines/backtracking/butt stuff, who am I kidding, a lot of people like it/the prescription to addiction pipeline/incarcerating people for petty crime/American flag, apple pie, white Jesus nationalism/chewing gum sidewalks/botox clinics/fad diets/having a dog, but not being able to take it anywhere/crippling debt/industrial trash bags stuffed with brochures for the American dream/50 cent wing game days, what a rip off/dubious advice on social media