TERMS & CONDITIONS

By S.D Gould

Thank you for renewing your account.

By continuing to exist,

you acknowledge the following:

I. Joy may occur

briefly,

without warning.

Duration and availability cannot be guaranteed.

II. Loss is included

and will arrive

without warning.

Instances of loss may occur in triplicate.

III. Meaning is not included

in the base package

and must be assembled

from everyday items.

IV. Support may be limited.

Instructions are unavailable.

Refunds are not possible.

V. Loved ones may be

reassigned,

removed,

or converted to memory.

VI. By remaining alive

past this point,

you accept all future emotion,

confusion,

and absurdity*

We understand you have options

so we thank you for choosing

existence.

Continued breath

constitutes acceptance.

Kind regards

Existence

Account Management

*Existential, administrative and physical.

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