TAUREAN: OPERATING MANUAL
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By Rhonda Yates
Step 1: Assume the world will misunderstand you.
Step 2: Stomp your hooves. Loudly. Often.
Step 3: Accumulate possessions. Do not question why.
Step 4: Offend someone with your stubborn honesty. Apologize if convenient.
Step 5: Nap through most crises. Observe chaos from a safe distance.
Step 6: When life offers bitter irony, chew it slowly. Digest it grudgingly.
Step 7: Repeat steps 1–6 until bored or hungry.
Optional: Smile. For effect. It confuses people.
Warning: Following these steps may result in minor apocalypse, unexpected devotion, or being the most annoying person at brunch. Proceed with caution.