HAVE YOU FOR TEA?
- Aug 8
- 1 min read
By Cat London

Oh! I thought your eye was shot
The veins were bulged
The blood was clot
And dear! Sincere apologies
I thought your silky brains were cream!
Of course, I would have had you for tea.
See I thought you were dead
And couldn’t join me,
So I planned to use your bones as platters
Skin as placemats
Tongue for batter
Scones of scapula
Tendons for toast
And nail-beds for flavor
A hot bottom roast!
Apologies! Truly!
The plans weren’t set,
I would have had you for tea,
But you are not dead yet!

