ALPHA FAIL
- Jul 10
- 1 min read
By Dez Pondant
I'm a big burly man, flex my chest for the girls.
I like football and fishing but I'd rather do curls.
Not into reflection, unless it's a mirror.
Can't handle rejection or if you are queerer-
-than folk, If you're woke, lefty scum, you're a joke.
Sssshhh, Daddy can't finish unless he can choke...
You beta cuck fucks are in awe of my powers.
Just ignore the fact I skip leg day and showers.
Yee-haw! I'm a cowboy, I shoot from the hip so-
-stand and deliver, your women, your Crypto.
Top dog alpha vibes, I'm the King of my ilk...
...I dwive a Hot Wheels and I dwink chocolate milk.