ALL THE FEELS
- Aug 15
- 1 min read
By Lindsey Jay
Are you looking for someone with a fragile sense of self?
Introducing “All The Feels” Barbie:
the borderline beauty riddled with emotional instability.
Delicately packaged in extreme sensitivity and fears of abandonment,
this lovely lady comes complete with inner turmoil,
mascara smears from crying uncontrollably,
and scars from self-inflicted harm that once helped numb the pain.
Accessories include:
a wardrobe of black,
bottles of mood stabilizers and antidepressants,
and a collection of emotional baggage.
Bonus item—a journal and pen set for therapeutic writing.
But wait, there’s more!
This delightful doll also features immense empathy,
a heart with an abundance of love to give,
and is chock-full of creativity.
All The Feels Barbie—
the imperfectly perfect figure to evoke stigma,
provide infectious enthusiasm,
and take loved ones on one hell of a roller coaster ride.
Shattered Dreams House sold separately.