THE CHARMING, EMBALMING CARPET-CLEANER
- Dark Poets Club
- Dec 10, 2025
- 1 min read
By The Bard of Grism
Knocked… on a strangers’ house:
offered a carpet cleaning’s
FREE
preening.
Invited in, with my vacuum…
them prepping fish, for steaming.
Smashed the victims unconscious.
Slammed each into seating.
Slitting corotids and jugulars
I vac’d their entire blood supplies out.
Took that home, for Black Pudding making;
also, some Trout.